A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Jerry Seinfeld
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  1. Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life. - Roy T. Bennett

  2. Treat everyone with politeness and kindness, not because they are nice, but because you are. - Roy T. Bennett

  3. Always have a willing hand to help someone, you might be the only one that does. - Roy T. Bennett

  4. But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword. - Rick Riordan

  5. Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. - Anthony Horowitz

More Quotes By Jerry Seinfeld
  1. Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

  2. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

  3. Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.

  4. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  5. The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go....

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